To start off the break in my apparent blogging hiatus, I give you a list of euphemisms for the ol'... (full text)

So, funniest thing I've ever heard regarding a car malady, caused my CEL to come on. There's a hose that... (full text)

My foot hurts from using the treadmill Tuesday (booya, finally got off my ass to do some cardio after 4... (full text)

All the brain dead shit stain excuses for drivers were out this afternoon, I swear. (Intersections & street names provided... (full text)

has asked me to talk about: shinies, Pro-choice, celtic music, morgan freeman, java, sam neil and dr. who... (full text)

I was talking with Friday night and could not, for the life of me, remember the name of a book... (full text)

I'm signed up to go to the Gateway Software Symposium being held this weekend. This means I won't be around... (full text)

In case anyone who'd want to know, didn't already know, tomorrow is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.... (full text)

I'm generally not really vain day to day, but I swear, when I actually bother to blow out my hair... (full text)

I don't want to live anywhere that gets that hot, but I do want an affordable A/C unit that... (full text)

So, I didn't end up buying a new mobo/cpu. Wasn't worth the ~$20 or less in savings to scramble to... (full text)

Well, I can see sharply again. Got out of the habit of wearing my contacts a good year or so... (full text)

New toy happened first. We were up at the Cross Keys shopping center for Qdoba (both of us), Beauty Brands'... (full text)

Going on a float trip with my sister and her boyfriend, my dad, and... at least one other person, friend... (full text)

We got in a little before 6pm last night, actually. The trip was wonderful, we were spoiled rotten at the... (full text)

I haven't been chatty anyway, but as an FYI we're headed to the smokies tomorrow, coming back a week from... (full text)

So, my last day is over. I'll start tomorrow over here to grab stuff to move with me, and box... (full text)

Been quite a while since I updated, so I'd better get started. I'd promise not to make this too long,... (full text)

I can now say this to the world at large. I have a new job, starting June 8. I'm... (full text)

So, we're having water come in our basement. It's been nearly a full day since it stopped raining here, and... (full text)

I don't think I did a single thing of great import Saturday. We went grocery shopping, and our Karazhan group... (full text)

A cropped, sized so it's not 3MB, picture of a half naked dude posing in front of Abercrombie & Fitch.... (full text)

I've been trying to come up with a list of books that I should add to my "want" list, particularly... (full text)

I was sitting at the light at Lindbergh & Florissant, about a block from home, waiting for my left arrow.... (full text)

Please, learn from my stupidity, because no one needs this kind of blood pressure spike. Confirmation pages for online banking... (full text)

I swear I'm not going to babble on and on for pages on exercising and all that hoohah. I'll just... (full text)

As much as it pains me to do so, I'm not doing my cardio today. My knee bothered me a... (full text)

I used one of the treadmills at the gym Tuesday for the last part of week 2. It... it was... (full text)

I did the first week 2 session of the couch-to-5k thing on the elliptical on Friday. It is so very... (full text)

... that's sarcasm if you couldn't tell. So. Our oh-so-lovely mayor is running for the re-election vote happening April 3.... (full text)

March's supposed "In like a lion, out like a lamb" reputation was upheld today, at least around here. It doesn't... (full text)

A whole lotta not much, if you really sum it up. Been playing WoW most days to reach 70, which... (full text)

Also: it is, indeed, colder than a witch's titty outside. Just in case you didn't know. I haven't played WoW... (full text)

In spite of the fact that we weren't going to have time to sit down and play WoW until yesterday... (full text)

So I got to sleep earlier last night than any other night this week, but then the phone rang at... (full text)

Take a looksee at this poor cute baby's name. At least there's a chance of the source of the name... (full text)

I had from Friday the 22nd thru yesterday off work, which was awesome. Friday was pretty gorgeous so I used... (full text)

For the weekend leading up to Christmas I didn't have much internet access, since J and I spent most of... (full text)

And a merry garlic too! >_> Now that's out of my system... been busy. Almost all the Christmas shopping is... (full text)

It happened again. What, you ask? Another employee of my company whose job requires them to have PII on their... (full text)

We got power about 3:15pm, five minutes after we left for food. A little before 2 J noticed that the... (full text)

What a way to start December. Couldn't get into my car this morning. It was a frozen brick, with whole... (full text)

So out of curiosity I tried to hook up to the free wireless in the Embassy Suites in Orlando, and... (full text)

Before I forget: in case anyone in the area is curious, the bookstore we went to before eating at Zoe's... (full text)

A combination of having lots (both online and off) to do and feeling rather withdrawn makes for a severe lack... (full text)

Don't fucking lie to me about something I can verify or disprove easily myself. That's the equivalent of saying "I... (full text)

I was being remiss in my St. Louisan duties. We saw the last half of the game at home,... (full text)

Just not feeling like writing. And I've built up so much lack of momentum it just gets more difficult. Mostly... (full text)

All the senators who voted for state-sanctioned torture: Alexander (R-TN)Allard (R-CO)Allen (R-VA)Bennett (R-UT)Bond (R-MO)Brownback (R-KS)Bunning (R-KY)Burns (R-MT)Burr (R-NC)Chambliss (R-GA)Coburn (R-OK)Cochran... (full text)

I've felt very withdrawn lately. It's as though my limit on desired social interaction is really low right now. I... (full text)

Just haven't felt like writing. No recap, that'd be several intarweb pages long. Life is overall decent. Work is... meh.... (full text)

I'm starting to track my food intake and calories, calories from fat, fiber, and protein (when I know or can... (full text)

I think I got into the phase where I didn't feel like writing anything (well, I did, but it was... (full text)

My left eyelid on the outside corner is twitching. It started last night around 9ish, and it was with me... (full text)

I wasn't sure who to call about the road construction issue, so I looked up Florissant's website. I called their... (full text)

They've completely bollocksed up an intersection with construction, and done nothing to give a workaround as would be normal. See,... (full text)

I had no idea there were people espousing using mothballs in the gas tank for better performance. Fortunately, the car... (full text)

In spite of last week seeing me hurt myself and our house being without electricity for 3 full days, this... (full text)

We got power back at 8:10pm Saturday night. We had to throw away most of our meat and cheese, and... (full text)

J called me at 10am to tell me we had power. Then at 11 we were IMing, a storm came... (full text)

This has not been a good week. Last week was fine, even if I never got around to writing a... (full text)

Gonna be a long one. I'll try not to be too disjointed, but make no promises. The short of it:... (full text)

We opened it when I got home, then played with it a bit before we had to grab a little... (full text)

They delivered our camera at about noon today! I can't wait to get home and play with it eeeeeee! I... (full text)

So after much research (haha, Vivitar shouldn't even bother making a camera, damn!) I ended up going with the original... (full text)

Canon Powershot A620. This was a recommendation I got here. $220, 4x optical zoom, really incredible close-in macro, good night... (full text)

One helluva morning. Slept decently until a quarter to 2am, when I got startled awake from a dream. In my... (full text)

So I did lots after I left work. Went to Jamestown Mall, got a few things (a couple bras in... (full text)

J's and my anniversary was very nice, very relaxing, very happy. I took the day off. We had a late... (full text)

Happy Four Year Anniversary, Jeremy! I love you with all my heart, and look forward for many, many more years... (full text)

I broke a nail! Tore that shit right off, missed the quick thankfully so no blood and no hurty. Was... (full text)

Uhhhhh yeah. Yay for vodka and stuff. And "the most redudent techno song of all time" according to J, which... (full text)

I see booze in my future. Not sure how much, but there will be at least a single fru fru... (full text)

I hate production support. Hate it. Hate hate hate. Why? Why is it that on the off chance there's one... (full text)

I've been kind of in a state where I have things to talk about, things to say, but not the... (full text)

Friday afternoon was interesting. Last Tuesday (9 days ago, not 2), J started working to get the pool up to... (full text)

but then I spent 9 hours at work, then 3 more hours working on the laptop at home. I found... (full text)

Or got too many neurons crossed (hehe, I only meant to cross a few for Kas getting the job he... (full text)

One interesting and, I think, highly amusing surprise. One sucky one. First, the interesting: I went to Ann's Bra Shop... (full text)

I think eating helped. My fog is gone, I'm inspired, and am playing with Java 5 generics For Great Justice.... (full text)

I couldn't sleep for crap Sunday night anyway, which means (oddly enough) that come morning I knew I'd be more... (full text)

... the crux, the real simple meat, of the rant is: You do not. Make promises. For other people. You... (full text)

It's rabbit season! So cute! There's a baby bunny that looks only just big enough to be out of the... (full text)

Such a foul mood. It's been a morning where nearly nothing goes right, and it's almost a surprise I made... (full text)

Spoke too soon yesterday, it would seem. Tuesday I developed a slightly "lumpy" throat that pretty much stuck around, made... (full text)

Anyone know what font these guys are using in their main banner? I'm trying to make an 80x15 mini-banner to... (full text)

Especially, what the fuck happened to "press or say" and you actually get to keep pushing buttons? I don't like... (full text)

Friday night was nice. In WoW I played my hunter 2.0 a bit, and was on when they killed Nefarion.... (full text)

I finished adding the CustomFields plugin last night. No database changes needed; it would be interesting to see how it... (full text)

You won't believe what woke me up this morning, at about 3:40. Out of a sound, dreaming sleep. My phone's... (full text)

I was on my way out, with two Kashi granola bars in hand to put in my laptop bag's front... (full text)

The right, back side of my throat & back of my tongue all feel like they should be red and... (full text)

I rarely, rarely ever straighten my hair. It involves a lot of heat, so if I did it regularly it'd... (full text)

Forumopolis thread about Dogfish Head IPA. Need to see if Dirt Cheap carries it, since the closest distributor is in... (full text)

All I know about them is that they have a stupid high interest rate for a plain jane savings account... (full text)

I got to work, and found myself wondering if I'd warped in time. I found myself parking well back from... (full text)

Updating a really old phpBB to the latest version was less difficult than I thought. It helps that I hadn't... (full text)

At least, it shouldn't take 20 minutes to get logged into the comp. It's bad enough that it typically takes... (full text)

... I did get the vast majority of my clothes put away. I had what'd built up since a month... (full text)

Our cat Zephyr has good taste in bedding. I'd washed a bunch of my lingeree (robes, slips, nightgowns, etc.) and... (full text)

So, I didn't get as much done for work as I wanted, getting stuck in places it was very frustrating... (full text)

Don't have the insurance card yet. I even checked in today's mail. Ah well, I guess I get to do... (full text)

[9pm: If you tried visiting you may've noticed nothing loading; things were down for a while, and came back up... (full text)

I called the insurance company just after 8am when they open, to get my new baby on our policy and... (full text)

I go and get a brand new car, and they're talking damaging winds, tornadoes, and large hail. And the front... (full text)

Guess what followed me home last night...... (full text)

I got a compliment on my hair from a complete stranger at work today. Hers wasn't even a face I'd... (full text)

I'm so fucking tired right now. Didn't even get to start on the last bit of OT I wanted to... (full text)

So, it's crunch time at work getting the rewrite ready for beta release in a few weeks. Gotta crank some... (full text)

In a really quick nutshell, Saturday was almost all awesome, and Sunday was almost all "meh." I caught up on... (full text)

Looks like I'm gonna be scoring some OT pay. We're getting to where mandatory OT is being mentioned, but not... (full text)

I was lazy and didn't do amy weight work Friday. I... don't think we did anything productive. Saturday was good...... (full text)

It makes a pretty good mess, too. I made some yesterday in a microwave at work, at 2 minutes (instructions... (full text)

I swear, Eclipse's auto code completion gets slower and slower every damn day, totally hanging for several seconds at a... (full text)

We finally were able to get everything together (vehicle, no one out of town, etc.) to get over to Ballwin.... (full text)

Dear Office Women, This is not your personal bathroom. As such, you certainly are not required to do things like... (full text)

I went to the work cafeteria 'cause I was on my own for lunch (usually a small group of us... (full text)

I've got myself and our stuff pretty together for this trip, for me. I hosed down the toiletry bag which... (full text)

I got the pictures from this past weekend uploaded, and a page written that links to 'em all. None of... (full text)

I'm starting not to need the scale to tell me I'm losing weight. In case I didn't mention it, we're... (full text)

I have other stuff to say, lots and lots, but not the energy to say it. Good and crazy weekend... (full text)

I think I messed up my whole week by waking up at 1am Tuesday to make sure I'd maybe get... (full text)

J and I got to hold our new nephew this weekend. They're in KC, so we stayed Friday night and... (full text)

So I did three loads of laundry yesterday. We actually had enough darks to do two loads of 'em, with... (full text)

I totally pimped my kitty hat on Thursday. It's finally been cold enough to want a hat, so I've been... (full text)

I was trolling Firefox extensions, and found ReminderFox. I haven't restarted to try it yet, but this looks exactly like... (full text)

I fucking hate Eclipse & Tomcat sometimes. "OMG I'm so confyoooosed I dunno what to do except shit all over... (full text)

Last week was definitely not a good week. Only got in one day of cardio, which was 45 minutes on... (full text)

I definitely slipped on the food thing yesterday. Penn Station subs, I was all set to get a sub as... (full text)

Why didn't I find these sooner? Then again, their "find a local dealer" lists pretty much only Circuit City, and... (full text)

Wrangling with computer towers is fun! Full size tower + nowhere to lay it down horizontally + putting in and... (full text)

I was a slug Tuesday and didn't do any cardio. So Friday I'll do some cardio in addition to some... (full text)

Another I couldn't resist making, but unlike my last and unused (and unmentioned) attempt, I think it turned out OK.... (full text)

This will probably get added to over time, but this way I can keep track instead of trying to remember... (full text)

I know very little about some of the people on my friends' list. Some people I know relatively well. I... (full text)

So now Zephyr has taken to washing, rather noisily, while on the bed on my feet/lower legs. LICK LICK LICK... (full text)

So, I used the melatonin last night. I could definitely feel it when it kicked in. Now all I need... (full text)

I laid down for my blood being drawn, didn't pass out. Had to make conversation with the nurse taking it... (full text)

I'm starting to feel actively shaky from not eating all day. Just made use of Google maps' ability to show... (full text)

Worked out yesterday, definitely feeling the burn in various muscle groups. Watched "Big Trouble in Little China" with J finally.... (full text)

I'm very tired today 'cause I stayed up longer than I should've, but that's OK. I did lots yesterday, so... (full text)

Was sick two full days last week, which of course wore me out the whole rest of the week. Didn't... (full text)

I called my dad after dinner and asked him about it, and it turned out rather simple. Basically, blinkers work... (full text)

It turns out that the Helix Nebula can rather similar to the movie rendition of the eye of Sauron when... (full text)

My right blinker has become spastic, with a slight arrhythmia noticable if left on long enough for a turn as... (full text)

I'm in the market for earbuds, but it would appear my actually knowing exactly what I want is biting me... (full text)

J and I are finally watching Firefly (could've sooner but for my not having/making time). It really is as awesome... (full text)

So I haven't said a peep lately because I felt like I ought to do the whole holiday update thing... (full text)

... rather, I mostly fell off the internet, for lack of a better phrase. I spent some of my holidays... (full text)

Happy holidays, everyone. Whatever stuff you celebrate between now and the 1st of next year, I hope you all enjoy... (full text)

Keeping a list of things to do every day seems to be helping, though I'm still pretty early in the... (full text)

I have a question for any cat owners (slaves?) out there, as a sort of sanity check. Cat whiz question... (full text)

I set up a daily to-do blog within MovableType. Right now, it's all in a folder that's just password protected... (full text)

I didn't get presents wrapped yet. I didn't get my little sewing project done yet. I did get to play... (full text)

Ever since I saw these plush germs on ThinkGeek, I just *squee* every time I see them. I didn't realize... (full text)

My elbow hurts. I whacked it really hard on the bathroom counter... yesterday? No, I think it was Saturday. Aaanyway,... (full text)

Yesterday there was a box. Inside it was the first of two packages according to the card within. The second... (full text)

I had a dream not too long before my alarm went off that was... weird. It was one of those... (full text)

Safe at home. Lindbergh was shite around lunch time, no plowing (coworker who drives a Bonneville, nice & heavy, drove... (full text)

If you ask for auth to add my ICQ #, type in a bloody custom reason, or have your own... (full text)

I think I may've gotten all that hair dye stain out. I finally gave up, with the biggest of the... (full text)

I woke up this morning an hour after I shut off my alarm. No lying there waking every few minutes,... (full text)

Got up 15 minutes earlier than I normally do, which is good. Think about the extra things (check for car... (full text)

You can't do a whole scan of your harddrive, of course, but if you're unsure of a specific file (perhaps... (full text)

Specifically, blue jeans? I went and got my hair colored & cut & such tonight, and it went great, nice... (full text)

Our disposal (mostly) works. Just needs a little hard plastic ring (washer?) put into the connection between it and the... (full text)

It's long, but I feel it's important. While all people, male or female, should learn to be aware of their... (full text)

We took this last Saturday: And it's come down at least 10¢ since then. Which is awesome. We didn't think... (full text)

First: Thank you ! Your wee pumpkin pie arrived intact and scrumptious in Wednesday's mail. I'd show everyone a pic,... (full text)

My sinuses are so fucked from last night. Been blowing my nose all morning. So much fur and stuff everywhere... (full text)

We cleaned in the computer room. This may sound easy, but... heh, not so much. I had about a thousand... (full text)

Having missed my exercise class all week last week, it hurt extra last night. I did 5lb curls though, instead... (full text)

so lazy Seriously, I hardly did anything of real import this weekend. While I like lazy weekends, there's so... (full text)

How do you not realize that just randomly and obviously peeking over someone's shoulder to look at someone else's shit... (full text)

So. No gas in the kitchen yet. Turns out there is a line that goes up to the kitchen. The... (full text)

"I Park Like An Idiot" stickers. I am very tempted to buy a batch and keep them in my glove... (full text)

... new hotness! Hrmph, I didn't do that right. Ah! No pics of the old POS so no pics of... (full text)

... that I hate production support? Especially when dealing with transient, difficult to reproduce problems? Have I also mentioned that... (full text)

I'm starting to get more and more pissed off at this laptop's keyboard, not so much with the keys themselves... (full text)

We both went to a chiropracter yesterday. Me for something not having been aligned right for a couple months, J... (full text)

Evidently we both needed a whole bushelful of sleep. Friday night J and I hung out with my sister, her... (full text)

Had a nap last night with the windows