playfulkitten - Funny Forwards

Your New Bedtime Prayers

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.
One who pulls out my chair & opens my door,
Massages my back & begs to do more.

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempts to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the ShitHead you sent me instead!!!



posted by s:


posted on June 28, 2004 2:46 AM

posted by s:


posted on June 28, 2004 3:01 AM

posted by Taylor Avery:

Thats great!!!!! It deff. speaks the truth

posted on July 6, 2005 7:13 PM