playfulkitten - Funny Forwards

Daffy Definitions

1. Coffee (n.) - a person who is coughed upon.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.) - appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.) - to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.) - to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.) - impotent
6. Negligent (adj.) - describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
7. Lymph (v.) - to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.) - an olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) - the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.) - a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.) - a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.) - the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
13. Oyster (n.) - a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
14. Circumvent (n.) - the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.) - the beliefe that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Pokemon (n.) - a Jamaican proctologist.

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