playfulkitten - Funny Forwards


There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: "I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 a.m. Signed, The Blonde". She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note: "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!"


posted by kelly:

not very funny!!

posted on November 10, 2003 4:23 PM

posted by shayna:

if that aint the retardedest thing i ever heard

posted on February 2, 2004 5:05 PM

posted by joanna:

haha you are blond so i thought of you

posted on April 4, 2004 11:16 AM

posted by ashley dawn:

its not very nice to make fun of blondes when all u guys care about is the blondes that u laugh at. it makes me wander, i know many people who laugh at a blonde when they mess up and most of them have blonde wifes so the only dumb thing that a blonde does is marrying a guy who laughs at their wife

posted on June 7, 2004 10:09 AM

posted by playfulkitten:

Uh... for one thing, I'm female, so I don't have a blonde wife. I have a medium-brown-ash-haired husband.

Unfortunately, it would seem you're not helping any, if indeed you're blonde. 1) You use AOL-speak, which while tolerable in the minor amount you use it, doesn't often speak of intelligence. (It's not that difficult to type "you" instead of u, and trust me that there's not that much a premium on space in each comment that it would run you over the limit.) 2) It's "wonder", not "wander". Wandering is like drifting, wondering is like thinking. 3) The plural of wife is wives, not wifes.

Finally, I don't make these up, I just post them if they tickle me. The whole point of making fun of a group of people is to make fun of the stereotype -- the stereotype is so obvious, and so obviously doesn't apply to the populace at large, that it adds to the hilarity of the joke. And for the record, I don't laugh at blondes when they make a mistake (trip on a curb, don't know what "double-click" means, etc.); I laugh regardless of haircolor. So get off the high-and-mighty soapbox and stop finding personal offense at everything, mmmkay?

Here's one you'll like better:
Q: What's brown, black, and blue all over?
A: A brunette who told one too many blonde jokes.

Happy now?

posted on June 7, 2004 5:07 PM

posted by Rachel:

Personally, I think that's hilarious....I happen to be a brunette but tell people all the time that I'm "blonde on the inside"! Thanks for the good laugh! =)

posted on June 7, 2004 9:56 PM

posted by Savannah:

I thought it was funny and i'm a natural blonde, I don't take it so literally that all blondes are dumb cuz i'm number one in my class concerning gpa and i have common sense. that was a good one

posted on June 12, 2004 12:03 AM

posted by Bailey:

Hey I'm a blonde and I think that blonde jokes are funny!!!! I don't care that people make fun of me until they get personal!!!! But anyways, I liked the blonde joke, I thought it was funny!!!!!

posted on June 14, 2004 11:42 PM

posted by Chauncy:

OTAY. It really hurts my feelers when ya'll make fun of blondes. otay. im a very smart red head so i no how it feels when you peoples are butt smells. peez dont be rude otay! or else i shall f*******ING hit you with a motha F****ING bat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted on June 20, 2004 11:51 PM

posted by kelsey:

hey, that was pretty good, people it's just a joke don't filp out!

posted on February 20, 2005 3:25 PM

posted by just your friendly neighborhood... person:

ok i have 4 simple blonde jokes. i make fun of my younger sister with these (and she gets a good laugh, she's a blonde) and she isn't affended by them... well here they are.

1. why was the blonde freaking out this morning at the office?


2. why did the blonde take a ruler to bed with her?

3. why was the blonde all freaked out when she found out she needed to take a blood test at the doctors office (for her physical)?

4. there was a blonde who was having a terrible day at work and she was just bawling her eyes out. her boss asked her "whats wrong?" she said "my mom just died this morning" and he told her that she should take the day off, go home, get some rest, and come back feeling back tomorrow. when she got home, she did what her boss said, but didn't come to work the next morning. her boss was worried so visited her house during lunch break and saw her crying on her porch even HARDER than the previous day, with the phone in her hand. he said "whats wrong, did your dad die as well?" (he asked this because her whole family was blonde). she replied...


hope you weren't affended by it as much as i was! (i'm kinda blonde)

posted on March 9, 2005 9:18 PM

posted by ozzygirl:


posted on June 8, 2005 6:22 PM

posted by Kayla:

HAHAHAHAHahahahahaha that was fuckin hilarious!!!!!!!! Wow u stuck up bitches need to chill. That joke was soo all just dont have a sense of humor. HAHAHA nice one!

posted on July 6, 2005 3:47 PM

posted by KaMi:

it was ok...not hilarious...and as for the blonde jokes, i have LOADS of blonde friends, and most of them are smerter than me, so its just funny when you hear a joke like that...but i dont like the MEAN ones, just corny ones

posted on November 12, 2005 10:49 AM

posted by Kendall:

The only thing funnier then a blonde joke is a blonde trying too understand the blonde joke.

posted on December 5, 2005 12:21 PM

posted by me:

i don't get it but i am blond so it may be because of that

posted on June 1, 2006 3:31 PM