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The Next "Survivor"

Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show?

• Six men will be dropped on an island with one van and four kids each, for six weeks.
• Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance lessons.
• There is no access to fast food.
• Each man must take care of his four kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
• The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done: There is only one TV between them and there is no remote.
• The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves either while driving or while making four lunches.
• They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla, and one marker; and get a four-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
• The kids vote them off based on performance.
• The winner is the man left with enough energy to make mad passionate love to his spouse at a moment's notice.