playfulkitten - Funny Forwards

Kemo Sabi

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the desert, set up their tent, and went to sleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger woke his faithful friend.

"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Tonto replied, "Me see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asked the Lone Ranger.

Tonto pondered for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"

The Lone Ranger was silent for a moment, then spoke.

"Tonto, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

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